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Please, Leave Me Alone

Tuesday, December 14th, 2010

Recently, it seems to be difficult to have some peace of mind. Whenever you go out, you found someone who is annoying. Always someone is asking for my phone number! Didn’t he have a good look in the mirror before asking about my phone number? Didn’t he realize that he is the ugliest guy in the bar?

Well, I have to do something about it. I’m fed up with this silly question every time. The most amazing is that he never gave up. One of my classmates told me about the perfect solution that will help me to get rid of him.

Besides, I will teach him a very good lesson. She found a shocking pen! Which was better than the doctors note I was going to give him! So, next time when he asks about my phone number, he will not only get a fake phone number but a shock as well. Probably, he will have no pen in the bar.

So, he will ask for one. He wouldn’t feel the difference between the normal pen and this one. As soon as he opens the pen, he will get a good shock. I hope will leave me alone.